by Brian McGackin
Part 2 of 2! My favorite book! Important stuff happens!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Chapter 20: The First Task
Harry Accio's
broom, avoids dragon, steals egg,
ties for first with Krum.
Chapter 21: The House-Elf Liberation Front
Ron stops being douche,
refriends Harry. Hermy finds
Dobby in kitchen.
Chapter 22: The Unexpected Task
Ron and Harry need
dates for the Yule Ball—Patil
twins will have to do.
Chapter 23: The Yule Ball
Pre-dance: snowball
fights, special socks, Fleur's a bitch.
Dance: Hermy's with Krum,
Fleur looks hot. Post-dance:
Snape is shady, Hagrid's half
giant, Fleur's a slut.
Chapter 24: Rita Skeeter's Scoop
Skeeter's exposé
on Hagrid's past leads to brief
vaca from teaching.
Chapter 25: The Egg and the Eye
Bath time research leads
Harry to believe the next
task involves merfolk.
Then he gets tripped up
in trick step and loses school
map to Prof. Moody.
Chapter 26: The Second Task
Harry grows gills, saves
Ron (and Fleur's sister) from lake,
shows moral fiber.
Chapter 27: Padfoot Returns
Big dog godfather
sneaks into Hogsmeade to dish
old magic gossip.
Chapter 28: The Madness of Mr. Crouch
Harry and Krum talk
Hermy, find crazy Crouch, and
go warn Dumbledore.
Chapter 29: The Dream
Harry passes out
in class and dreams a little
dream of Voldemort.
Chapter 30: The Pensieve
Dumbledore can't
leave Harry alone for five
minutes; the boy snoops.
Harry sticks his face
in a bowl of gooey white
stuff and sees visions.
Chapter 31: The Third Task
Quidditch pitch maze holds
monsters and magic to pass
through for the third task.
Harry battles Sphinx;
Cedric battles Krum; both fight
spider, tie for cup.
Chapter 32: Flesh, Blood and Bone
Oh snap yo! The cup
was a portkey?!? Cedric killed;
Voldy gets new digs.
Chapter 33: The Death Eaters
Daddy Malfoy and
other Death Eaters return.
Voldy monologues.
Chapter 34: Priori Incantatem
Harry, Voldy duel;
Voldy's victims' shadow-ghosts
help Harry escape.
Hmm, I wonder why
Voldy can't kill Harry. Will
this come up later...?
Chapter 35: Veritaserum
Oh $#!* Moody's not
Moody! He's Crouch junior, a
servant of Voldy!
Junior confesses:
killed Crouch senior, helped Harry
win cup/Voldy rise.
Chapter 36: The Parting of the Ways
Harry explains all
to Dumbledore. Minister
Fudge is a dumbass.
Chapter 37: The Beginning
Dumbledore tells school
Voldy's back.Twins given cup
gold to start joke shop.
Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle
are hexed unconscious on train
for being douchebags.
I guess Hogwarts needs
a new Defense Against the
Dark Arts professor...
OOTP! Part 1! Next week!
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